how to get a job

bitterseafigtree:

brownsugaaa:

My little sister..

Let me tell you what this bitch did.

She applied for a job at the movie theater. She has zero job experience, she’s the baby so working has never been a priority for her.

Anyway, the people didn’t call her back. 

So she decided that she would call them and tell them that someone called her and told her she had an interview for the next day…..

Lol.

Not only did they schedule her for the interview…but they gave this bitch the fucking job…

LOL.

My friend is having a hard time finding a job, maybe I will suggest this technique.

My sister has always had the ability to talk anyone into anything.

But what’s more important….

Free.fucking.tickets.

That is the best thing I’ve ever heard. I have to try that next time.

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    omfg I want to try this but I am such a bad liar that I’d probably clam up and they’d find me out /_\;;

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    Hahahahahaha. A+, job well deserved. Work hard, little sis, and enjoy your free movie tickets.

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    holy fucking shit. why didn’t I think of this?

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    a+ technique i need...remember this shit

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    She is awesome!!

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    best thing I’ve ever heard. I have...try that next time.

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    Best idea ever. Your sister

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